Whoa, Taylor…slow down!!

Your Twitter pace is dizzying these past couple days. Mind you, I’m not complaining…it’s all we ever dreamed of. I mean, the day to day life of a working musician is not for the faint of heart. Let’s take a look at what’s going on in your life, Taylor. Fasten your seat belts, Soul Patrol!! You’re in for a wild ride!!

Really, Taylor, really? What would you do with a girl that dirty exactly? Soap her up and hose her down? Surely, you know where to find a girl that dirty if you really want one. 😉 But be careful that your fans don’t get ahold of her. They will make her life not worth living.

Two shows today. 12 to go!!

I’m so glad Taylor is happy to be doing Grease. He’s fucking counting down. It’s the Ice Cream Cone Death March. It’s the anticipation as the cone slowly melts into a big sticky puddle. There’s something else for you to clean up, Taylor. Or maybe you could have your dirty girl do it!

What’s wrong Taylor, no pay per view in your room? Is the nudie suit getting too tight, no more room service? Don’t want to pop any more sequins before the final curtain?

Robert Plant lyrics:

“My Love is in league with the freeway-Its passion will ride as the cities fly by”

Sunday.. Tomorrow off day!


Backstage is so beautiful. Ha. Not.

Hope that was a great time!! Did you pass out any party favors? Play Pin the Tail on the Dirty Girl?

Good Night and Good Luck.


37 Responses to “Whoa, Taylor…slow down!!”

  1. casualfan Says:

    You know, if one goes down the pics as you posted, an interesting story can be told. I see an interesting pattern here. Looks like T is saying that he seriously needs to get LAID! LOL!

  2. I imagine after all these months he’s pretty happy to have some down time coming right around the corner. LOL. Hope he keeps tweeting though.

  3. AHHAAHA, CF!!

  4. Could be on to something there, CF. hahaha 😆

  5. “Look at me I’m Sandra Dee, lousy with Virginity”.

  6. According to Facebook, Taylor is going to be making an appearance at a bank in Ohio. What?


  7. Will he be making a deposit or a withdrawal?

  8. “Will he be making a deposit or a withdrawal?”

    LMAO Rosie. I choose deposit. In more ways than one. Adding to CF’s Getting Laid theme. LOL.

  9. Freckles Says:

    Which bank? 😉 I mean, surely I can help him get his *ahem* things in order for his *ahem* deposit. I know my way around a *cough* *cough* deposit slip. Just sayin’ LOL

  10. Freckles Says:

    And as a side note: You can’t tell me that he hasn’t banged at least one girl on that cast. Because if that’s the case, they are all crazy or he really is gay. LOL

  11. Well Ace did break up with Patty Simcox. Maybe she was Tay’s ace in the hole. We’re bad!

  12. If it is few and far between for Taylor, I bet the ladies say “Whoa, Taylor… slow down!!”

  13. casualfan Says:

    Rosie-You are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! ROFLMAO!

  14. Maybe he left the cast girls alone and picked some of the female reporters who drooled all over him. LOL.

  15. casualfan Says:

    This is for you Tay-baby.

  16. luv 2 b entertained Says:

    Apparently the Bank gig is to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of the Branch’s opening. That Bank just happens to be the sponsor of the Grease tour in Cleveland.

    However….I still say….wha???

    Make a deposit and get the song of your choice sung by a former Idol winner…..Lol Surreal….

  17. casualfan Says:

    Sounds like Grease is sqeazing every once of PR they can get out of him. Oh well, it’s almost over…..****doing a dance****

  18. casualfan Says:

    I have no idea what “sqeazing” is…meant to say squeezing

  19. He is most likely the biggest celeb in town and he is getting paid by the bank to appear. Grease is not advertised on their display, just T as American Idol winner, so Tay is probably doing it for himself. His photo is hot, love the placement of his hands and those killer eyes. I’m also doing the happy dance to the tune of the end of Grease.

  20. You can say that again CF. LOL.

  21. AND AGAIN….

  22. I’d want to go meet that guy at my local bank. That needs to be cover of his next CD.

  23. You’re assuming he’s going to make another CD.

  24. Yep.

  25. hicksaholic Says:

    After appearing at the bank for autographs and refreshments, the gig Friday night at the Wind Creek Casino must look pretty good. They did move the event from the 250 person theater to the amphitheater. I assume the demand for tickets was greater than expected. Not sure if that was due to Taylor but more likely due to interest in the two girls competing for the $100,000 prize. The contest replays every Saturday night on tv after the weekly live competition and I think it is pretty popular. Me, I could give a rat’s ass, I’m going for Taylor. I told my friend they could probably announce that Taylor was going to be at the Casino farting for an hour and I’d be there. My friend told me to please not tell anyone else I said that.
    On a different note….I went to the Hangout Music Fest this weekend at Gulf Shores. It was great. John Legend was outstanding, as was Ray La Montayne. I think next year’s event will be incredible given the success of this year’s event and I would recommend it to anyone wanting three days of great music in a paradise beach setting.

  26. Freckles Says:

    OMG that picture of his is so HAWT!

  27. Ange Bleu Says:

    Tay probably has had a few girlfriends along the “Grease” trail. About a year ago there was a picture of him in Getty Images showing him holding hands with the girl who played Sandy at that time — I forget her name — but they looked like a couple for sure. A few months later there were pictures of him with another cute blonde, holding hands again. Most likely he’s been with some of the female reporters who seemed to be so taken with him. He’s said, “I don’t visit Couger Town.” Baloney! He’d take up with someone who appealed to him regardless of age. As he himself said to a blonde middle aged woman who was interviewing him when the question of age came up, “It’s all good.”

  28. I’m glad he doesn’t discuss dates or girlfriends. I hate when celebs say they’ve found the love of their life and then a week later they are busted up. LOL.

  29. casualfan Says:

    I’m glad he doesn’t either Dee. Only adds more fuel to the fire and it’s no ones business. Besides, holding hands with someone doesn’t mean they are dating. I think T does that with a lot of his girl friends. He seems to be very personable, especially with females he’s familiar with and trusts. I know lots of men who are like that.

    That pr pic is indeed hot…obviously photoshopped, but still hot.

  30. Fairhope Says:

    Maybe “squeaze” is what he’ll be depositing CF! Is it a sperm bank????

  31. casualfan Says:

    After appearing at the bank for autographs and refreshments, the gig Friday night at the Wind Creek Casino must look pretty good.
    Is that on the 21st Hicksaholic? Wish I could be there. You will have fun.

  32. casualfan Says:

    Not sure who all saw AI tonight, but it was pretty good. Lee kicked it with both songs. Crystal rocked with her harp. Wasn’t impressed with Casey.

    I spoke with several peeps out in the community these past few weeks and most seem to agree that Lee is the one this year. He’s really shown growth and is coming into his own. He reminds me of Taylor with his barritone voice and is passion for his music. Hopefully, he will be very successful. I look forward to purchasing his music. =)

  33. mamaforpeace Says:

    I don’t get why Simon hated Taylor but loves Lee???

  34. Ange Bleu Says:

    I believe Simon thought Taylor was too old looking and unattractive to appeal to the young record buying crowd. He feels that Lee has the kind of looks and personality that will appeal to them. In other words, if he’s right, he’s hoping his share of the profits will be greater with Lee than it could ever be with Taylor or Kris A. who he also disliked.

  35. shitstirrer Says:

    He seems to tweet about Sandy an awful lot.

  36. casualfan Says:

    shitstirrer Says:

    May 22, 2010 at 12:17 am
    He seems to tweet about Sandy an awful lot.
    Maybe he and Sandy are going to a private beach after the Idol gig this week. LOL! Remember-those infamous photos with beach girl were taken days after his appearance at the Idol finale.

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