She said “penis”…hehehehe (with video)

Taylor’s getting ready to come on Chelsea Lately. Oh boy. Hope this is gonna go well. I’ve never seen this show before, so I’m not really sure what to expect. She’s funny though. I like how she says what she thinks. Not sure how she’s going to handle Taylor.

Observations:

1. He brought her a harmonica. “You know I’m white, right?” πŸ˜†
2. The jacket isn’t good with all black….and brown shoes. Really thought I liked the jacket when I saw it in a picture…but now, not so much. Not that it really matters.
3. I think his shirt is blue. Bill, Bill, Bill. Now I know he’s colorblind.
4. He was gray at 15. Raise your hand if you knew that.
5. She brings up Keeping It Real. He’s speaking the lyrics. OMG. I love how she called him out when he quoted the lyrics. It was Britney Spears, Taylor. Come on.
6. Taylor might have gotten a “second hand high” from Snoop Dog.
7. Taylor wants “any” woman. Is he going to whore himself to this show too?
8. He doesn’t seem too excited about reliving the date.
9. Grease. Ugh.
10. He talks about his fly being down. And yes, she mentions Taylor’s penis.
11. He called her a fox. Huh. It’s a little awkward in a seventh grade kind of way.

Advertisements

101 Responses to “She said “penis”…hehehehe (with video)”

  1. Redrosespeedway Says:

    Well I have to be honest. I hated the show- awful and not at all funny IMO, but Taylor did very well. And at least she held up the CD and promoted it. So something good came out of it.

  2. Redrosespeedway Says:

    Oh and I liked his line “I bought you a harmonica so you could blow and suck on it”. It’s like he was hitting her first, before she could hit him.

  3. What in the hell happened on that show? I haven’t seen it yet. Sounds pretty juicy to me. Why would she mention his penis? How would that EVER come up in conversation?

  4. The Chelsea Handler that’s on now is a rerun. What up?

  5. Snowstorm Says:

    He said he had his fly down at a Grease show, so that’s how the penis subject came up.

  6. OK, everyone settle down. I checked the schedule and the new episode aired at 10:00 my time, so I missed it. I’ll catch it tomorrow.

  7. Snowstorm Says:

    I liked it when he talked about his date on R&K and Taylor showed like NO interest and then she says, “oh you had cameras following you, how romantic”. I love her sarcasm. haha!

  8. casualfan Says:

    all I’m getting is penis…and sucking and blowing…wtf!

  9. She was WAY nicer than she usually is with her guests. But, it came off as though someone had a gun to her head about it, somehow.

    Now, the million dollar question is….what was hanging off his butt?
    Looked like he forgot to take the huge white tag off of new jeans or something.

    Or did someone hang a “Kick Me” sign off of him back there?
    *gasp*
    Here’s the youtube url, I think

  10. taylorfan06 Says:

    and the problem is…

  11. taylorfan06 Says:

    Chelsea ALEAYS makes me life. She knows how to “keep it real” and tell it like it really is. She handled Taylor well (not literally) and really seemed to like him. Taylor did seem a bit nervous but handled himself well (again not literally). LOL

  12. taylorfan06 Says:

    “ALWAYS makes me laugh… Boy, I guess it’s late.

  13. casualfan Says:

    LOL! There’s no problem hon.

  14. I think she’s hilarious. I loved the interview.

    β€œI bought you a harmonica so you could blow and suck on it” — Best quote ever.

    LOL, I noticed the tag (or whatever) on his jeans too.

  15. jerseyirish Says:

    Thought the interview went well, he held his own. Liked that he came out with the harmonic, she didn’t seem to know what to make of it, caught her off guard a bit. He looked good, think he is getting a little too thin. With everything he is doing to promote the CD probably not eating or sleeping right.

    Happy St. Patty’s Day!!! πŸ™‚

    JI

  16. EXACTLY THAT! It’s like when Bill grabbed the new jeans, he forgot to yank the damn tag out of the back pocket!! LOL!!

  17. Can we talk about the mens pajama top jacket he was wearing?
    omg. *face palm*

  18. Oh wow. The tag on the pants pocket.

    Taylor…you try, buddy. That’s all I can say.

  19. Well, it looked really cool in pictures.

  20. He actually did handle himself pretty well, overall.
    And, his legs looked miles long in those jeans.

    *ahem*

  21. Yeah, I thought she was pretty funny.

  22. Can I just say that I loved that there was no SP shoutout and no awkward lean?

    Except I might have lost a bet because of it.

  23. jerseyirish Says:

    Actually, didn’t notice the tag on the pants until someone pointed it out, nice slip up. He seemed more relaxed then I thought he would be knowing the in your face sort of person she can be. Like you, when I first saw the jacket thought it was nice, just didn’t do anything for him last night.

    JI

  24. casualfan Says:

    Oh wow. The tag on the pants pocket.

    Taylor…you try, buddy. That’s all I can say.
    ————–
    IAG-I think Bill was slacking on the job.

  25. hicksaholic Says:

    I can’t imagine what the tag was. It was way too big to be a brand label wasn’t it? It was so big I would have thought Taylor would have noticed it putting on his jeans.

    I thought he did just fine in the interview, could of skipped the “she’s a fox” at the end but overall he did good, no major corniness.

  26. casualfan Says:

    Yeah, Taylor does have long legs. I remember the way he slinked to the edge of the stage at the Boutwel last year…good times

  27. casualfan Says:

    maybe Bill shot him with a price gun before he hit the stage…it wasn’t toilet paper was it? =0

  28. suze4158 Says:

    Was I asleep or did you put up the video later?

    After watching again, I thought it was quite nice….Chelsea did her homework on Taylor, did she not? Even down to song lyrics…now that was a unique addition to an interview.

    However, the reference to Snoop Dog…was that recently? I knew he did an appearance with him right after Idol, but not anything recent. How dare I miss any move this man makes?

  29. I completely agree.

    Did anybody else catch the blue shirt? Or were my eyes deceiving me?

  30. I think it was a tag. One of those that are attached to the back pocket.

    Hhahahaha!! He cracks me up!

  31. No, I put the video up this morning. πŸ™‚

    The only Snoop Dog appearance that I know about was right after Idol.

  32. Whatever that was hanging off his pants, it’s not that noticeable, so no biggie.

    Yeah, the interview went well. I was worried for nothing! But I wish he had worn what I suggested. 😦 He would have looked younger and cooler. (I TOLD him NO jacket!)

  33. spinshack Says:

    So, what he just threw his clothes on right before he went on air? LOL Well, I guess he can return those pants if he doesn’t like ’em.

  34. jerseyirish Says:

    iag, looks like he grabbed something real quick, looked blue to me also.

    JI

  35. jerseyirish Says:

    Spin, Good point!!! πŸ™‚

    JI

  36. AHAHHA!! Maybe he went and bought the skinny jeans that somebody wanted him to wear. πŸ˜†

  37. spinshack Says:

    I think the sign has a sooper secrud message. A form of ‘back door’ communication. *looking for sooper speshul magnifying glass*

  38. Snowstorm Says:

    You guys have sharp eyes. The tag might have been a clip-on security badge.

  39. Back door communication?!?

    Now, that’s funny!

  40. spinshack Says:

    I think it says, I Love
    Idol Snooze.

  41. Maybe it’s a note from Bill telling everybody to keep their “Hands Off”…

    He might be a little sensitive since the whole dating thing. πŸ˜‰

  42. spinshack Says:

    Caryl it’s like a 6″ x 8″ piece of cardboard. hahaha

  43. spinshack Says:

    Wait, you’re right. I think I read, “Bill’s Property” 😎

  44. Snowstorm Says:

    It is a security badge. Look at the end of the vid, when he’s hugging Chelsea. I’m right again, guys!

  45. jerseyirish Says:

    SS, Think you maybe right on that one.

    JI

  46. Virtual Speak Says:

    Maybe he was paying homage to Minnie Pearl since it’s the Grand Ol’ Opry theme on A. I. tonight. (teasing)

    She was way to easy on him. But, there were a few glorious moments. It’s not everyday he talks about his fly and penis. πŸ˜†

    I kind of like that jacket.. πŸ˜†

  47. Snowstorm Says:

    They had their security paks hidden. Sometimes they look like microphone paks too that that wear on their butts.

  48. I’ll go look again.

  49. I don’t understand why he would ignore a telepathic message. Sheez!

  50. That’s what I thought it might be. It’s not attached to the pants, it’s swinging. (geez, talk about scrutiny!)

  51. spinshack Says:

    The jacket looked sort of PJ Top Hugh Hef like. LOL I have to say this one of the first interviews I’ve heard talk of his penis. At least that was something new. I like Chelsea for that novelty.

    I’m actually looking forward to tonight’s Idol should be a train wreck. hahaha Go gLambert!

  52. spinshack Says:

    Wait, ‘its’ swinging. His fly was zipped right? πŸ˜›

  53. spinshack Says:

    Ah man, let us have our fun. I want it to be a sign. *pouts*

  54. OH!! haha! I wasn’t looking at the END of the interview when they hug. OK, THAT’S noticeable. Yeah, it looks like a sign like, ‘POST NO BILLS’, ‘NO PARKING’ or ‘KEEP OUT.’ (ooo..sorry about that last one.)

  55. How do I know someone was gonna go there? πŸ™‚

    Forget anything I wrote before this, I was looking at the hug at the BEGINNING of the interview.

  56. How DID (dammit)

  57. spinshack Says:

    ‘KEEP OUT’ love that one. *pulling out magnifying monocle*

  58. Virtual Speak Says:

    I could have sworn it said “The Loading Dock” or “No Parking In The Rear” but, I don’t have my glasses on. πŸ˜‰

  59. Snowstorm Says:

    It’s a sooper secret sign to his fans! I think you’ve got it, Spin! Because WHY would he wear that on his butt????

  60. Snowstorm Says:

    Not sure about the jacket myself. Captain Kangaroo comes to mind, lol.

  61. Maybe he’s sick of the fans focusing on his butt, so it says, “NO PHOTOS.”

  62. Snowstorm Says:

    No, wrong! A singer wants you to focus on his butt, not on his singing.

  63. spinshack Says:

    Bwahahahaha! When you’re right you’re right Snow!!! Check it out Capt. Roo. ROFL

  64. Who knows how to make a screencap? (They’ll be talking about us now! About how we can’t let this go. haha)

  65. Virtual Speak Says:

  66. spinshack Says:

    “They’ve” gone to password so we may never know.

    You’d never guess what I put discovered about my new friends. It’s verrrry interrrresting. πŸ˜‰

  67. spinshack Says:

    Thanks man, now to make some ‘chops, later!

  68. Snowstorm Says:

    Are we going to see this on VFTW, cause that would make a very funny chop.

  69. spinshack Says:

    πŸ˜›

  70. Holy shit!!! He DOES listen to us … his hero is supposed to be Capt. Roo, ‘member?!!?

    LOL!!!!

    *rolls eyes*

  71. You tease!!

  72. Here’s what Taylor said when he read this thread: “Oh no! Why you gotta read my tag?”

  73. “Get o’ eyes off my ASS, womenz!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!! GODDAMN!!”

  74. Regarding the big hanging tag I think I know what was on it. Before each show Chelsea meets with her guest to get a feel for them and go over a bit what they will talk about. They all do it, Leno, Jimmy Kimmel. She or her staff had done their homework and she mentioned to Tay his Keepin It Real song. So he knew she would discuss it and knowing how she is snarky, and that he forgets lyrics, Bill decided to write down the lyrics and clip them on the back of Tay’s pants.

  75. The only thing that would have made this even better than seeing him blush at the mention of his PENIS, would if he had gotten to the booty line. Now A mention of both Tay’s penis and giving up the booty would have been really ballsy.

  76. casualfan Says:

    ROFLMAO!

  77. casualfan Says:

    LOL!

  78. casualfan Says:

    We r all going to be featured on Idol Tard for this thread….ROFLAMO

  79. casualfan Says:

    My bets are on the now private blog…IdolTard..crisschrolling…and the UN-official blog. The latter is showing lots of “sisterly” love towards us πŸ˜‰

  80. spinshack Says:

    Bwahahahaha! Love that face. 😯

  81. spinshack Says:

    Not much here to attract IdleTard. Especially if those other blogs are getting riled up. Maybe they’ll earn a feature. πŸ˜‰

  82. spinshack Says:

    Went and scanned them, boring nothing to really look at just one of the old gals doing her same yap about we should leave the fan base. *yawn*

  83. spinshack Says:

    I have no idea why the word “put” is in my sentence above. Hmmm What was I thinking?

    YKW I solved a wee mystery. πŸ˜‰

  84. Fairhope Says:

    Gotta love some Adam!

  85. Fairhope Says:

    They showed Adam’s boy toy in the audience tonight.

  86. Fairhope Says:

    Idletard has disappeared.

  87. It’s not gone but I ain’t posting a link. I went to see if I could find it out of curiousity and I’ve got it open right now. But I think they’re way too mean, so they get no free pimping from me. Live and let live for God’s sake.

  88. Nah, this is NOTHING!

  89. IDK…I think they are pretty funny. A lot of what they blog about is true. Us tards tend to go overboard a lot!

  90. OK Caryl. I tried to find it. Can you at least give me a hint??

  91. casualfan Says:

    r y’all talking about idletard.com? It’s still there

  92. Fairhope Says:

    When I type it in I get some person’s psych book review thingy. I had it saved in favs and that weird website comes up now. WTF?

  93. Fairhope Says:

    Something about coping with brain damage, Go figure!

  94. jerseyirish Says:

    Fairhope, I get the same thing, I thought with a new computer I would be able to get in, nope. The old computer used to get an add for viagra. Can’t figure either.

    JI

  95. spinshack Says:

    I missed the Boy Toy. :cries

  96. spinshack Says:

    Idletard is an atheist, or rather agnostic. She doesn’t care about “God’s sake”, Caryl.

  97. spinshack Says:

    google idletard.com she’s up, if you put in idoltard you get a wrong address.

  98. Fairhope Says:

    Did that,,,still won’t work! Googled idletard and when I click on the site I get brain damage thingy!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: