K is for Krispy Kreme….wait, what?
How is that, you ask? Simple. I’m referring to Taylor’s yo-yo’ing of weight. Remember him on Idol? All pudgy and cute?
After AI, he started slimming down…
Then we had the “dating” Caroline Lyders stage, where he got too thin:
Then we had the post-Caroline phase, where he started eating again… obviously attempting to sate his sorrow in food. It’s okay, Taylor. We’ve all been there. *sigh*
And then, Work arrived. Yes, Work will Save Us All!! In this case, “work” equals “Grease”. I mean, how many calories do you think he burns during the hand-jive?!? Problem is, no matter how many calories he burns, that wig still makes him look twenty pounds heavier….and the glitter adds another ten.
Go Taylor!! Shake it, Bones!!
Not to mention, I bet there aren’t Krispy Kremes on every corner of Manhatten. So, Taylor was down again, and getting jiggy with it for his video.
With the stability of “Grease” and the healthful influence of his entourage (oh come on, you know Bill Will and Clay Connor are practically the Vegans of Greenpeace… ), Taylor has maintained a healthy weight for the past year now.
Just remember Taylor, “moderation” is the word. Not “Grease”.